professionalchaoticdumbass:

well if you insist

underbellamy:

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

gaymoviesworld:

THE CHRISTMAS SETUP - trailer

USA/Canada, 2020, 85 min film directed by Pat Mills

As they enjoy the local holidays together, Hugo and Patrick’s attraction to each other is undeniable but as Hugo receives word of a big promotion requiring a move to London, he must decide what is most important to him.            

prokopetz:

Cooking Personality Test - the recipe you’re making calls for six ounces of tomato paste, but you can only get tomato paste in 5.5oz cans. You:

• Crack open a second can and skim 10% off the top
• Use one can and adjust the proportions of everything else accordingly
• Use one can and don’t adjust the rest because it’s really not that critical
• Find the least common multiple between 5.5 and 6 and make eleven batches at once
• Give up and order pizza
  

dankmemeuniversity:

prsephonies:

this person has recorded audiobook versions of the following titles that are available to listen for free on youtube:

women race and class by angela davis

are prisons obsolete by angela davis

our enemies in blue by kristian williams

revolution at point zero by silvia federici

forever5hines:

they should let taemin narrate random shows unscripted

k-dayun:

always and forever

weaver-z:

It must be so unsettling for cats when humans meow at them. Imagine that you’re just going about your everyday life and a MASSIVE 1000 pound hairless gorilla approaches you, makes “PSPSPS” sounds at you for a few moments, and then says “ä̵͈̙́s̸̰͍̾͘s̵̪̀̎” in a strange, warped, uncanny version of human language